I’m here today to share everything that I know about escorts. If you’re dabbling in casual dating also known as adult dating, then there’s a good chance you’ve thought about hiring an escort instead of using a legit dating site. First of all, I’m going to tell you to stick with the dating sites, not the escorts. That’s the very first thing you need to take away from this article if anything at all. Now, if you’re still reading this then chances are you want to know more about escorts. No problem, I’ve got you covered. Below you’ll find a list of the most important topics when it comes to escorting. This article is primarily for men aka Jon’s so that they have a full understanding of what they’re getting into when hiring any of the working girls out there. I’ve done my best to cover everything I know and then some. Should you have any questions or concerns, please let me know and I’ll help you best as possible.
The topics I’ll be covered are listed below:
1. Definition of an escort
2. All the slang terms for escorts
3. Services that an escort typically offers (definitions of those services BBBJ e.g. bareback blow job)
4. Reasons to avoid escorts
5. Things to watch out for when hiring an escort
6. Directory of escort sites
7. Cities where escorts typically work
- Everything You Need To Know About Escorts
- What Is An Escort? (The Definition)
- Slang Terms
- The Common Services Of Prostitutes
- Why I Suggest Avoiding All Escorts
- Reason #1 – Very Risky Business
- Reason #2 – Too Expensive
- Reason #3 – It’s Illegal
- Reason #4 – Diseases
- Reason #5 – Regret
- Reason #6 – Robbery
- What To Watch Out For When Hiring Escorts
- List Of Escort Sites
- Cities With The Most Escorts
Everything You Need To Know About Escorts
In other words, this is your Wikipedia of escort intel and what I’d consider the ultimate “all things escort” related page on the Internet. Time to get down to business my friend…
What Is An Escort? (The Definition)
Okay, so I’ll start things off by covering a few of the official definitions of an escort.
According to Urban Dictionary, an escort is, “A woman paid by the hour, not the act, but usually for sex.”
The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines an escort as, “A woman or man who is hired to go with someone to a social event.” Since this isn’t all that accurate, I’ll share their definition of a prostitute as well. They define the term prostitute as a verb, “To offer indiscriminately for sexual intercourse especially for money.” So we see that this may not necessarily be just about money according to this definition, but an exchange of goods or something of monetary value I guess. They have provided the noun definition as well, “A woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse especially for money.”
My personal definition of what an escort is…
A woman or man who spends time with someone and performs a sexual act in exchange for something of value. It doesn’t have to be cold hard cash in my opinion, but it must hold value.
I’m sure you’ve used the slang terms for escorts on more than one occasion. Lots of times we use them when speaking with others that aren’t really working the streets. I’ve had plenty of conversations with people about women in this profession and they’ve referred to these women using many different nicknames. Here are the most popular nicknames and slang terms for the average escort.
The Common Services Of Prostitutes
Time to talk services! Many escorts offer a wide range of services and if you’re not familiar with them, you will be soon. I’ll cover the most popular services that they offer, not all of them but those that I believe most guys ask for when hiring a hooker for the night. Lots of people will ask for the infamous BBBJ which stands for bareback blowjob. This is pretty dangerous considering you’re asking a sex worker to not use protection on you – lunatic!
Another service that’s very common is doggy style. Most men don’t want to have missionary sex with a streetwalker. If they’re paying for it, then they want to make it exciting I guess. This is perhaps the most common request of all. Some do ask for cowgirl, but that’s not all that common. They also ask for FBSM which stands for full body sensual massage. I read quite a bit about girls offering what they call the GFE. If you’re not familiar with what that is, it means girlfriend experience and that the girls will treat you as if they’re your girlfriend. You can wine and dine them as well as get cuddly and close. To each their own I guess. Not my thing but totally up to you. In fact, hiring a hooker isn’t my thing period, so there you have it.
Other things that escorts will do for their clients are golden showers, fingers in the butt, full service, light face kissing, multiple bell ringing e.g. multiple pops, oral without condom, private shows, role play, BDSM, pornstar experiences and more.
While these services sound very satisfying and fun, you’re putting yourself at risk by hiring one of these call girls. Not to mention, you’re going to spend a ton of money doing so. Your best bet is to post a really enticing ad on the Fling.com website and you’ll attract girls willing to do what you want without having to pay them. That’s the approach I take, so I can’t see why it wouldn’t work for you too.
Why I Suggest Avoiding All Escorts
I hate to be a party pooper but you really shouldn’t be hiring prostitutes to have sex with you for money. I’m not down with that and I’m here today to prove just that. There are many reasons why you want to shy away from hiring the average call girl. Hopefully, my thoughts and opinions will steer you in the right direction. I’ve provided a list of reasons why you should avoid hiring any local escorts parading around your city or town.
Reason #1 – Very Risky Business
Hiring any of these prostitutes is pretty risky. You never know what you’re going to get or run into when doing so. For all you know, you could be attempting to hire a mass murderer and you don’t even know it. The girls on all these escort sites are not verified and they are never held accountable for your actions. In fact, only you can hold yourself accountable. The act of hiring a hoe just to get your dick wet is far too risky.
Reason #2 – Too Expensive
If you do decide to hire one, then be prepared to spend a lot of money. Most of these girls make up to $500/hr and some even more if they are pornstars or in high demand. I know guys that have gotten roped into spending $1,000 for one simple night of fun and only for an hour or two at that. Something to keep in mind for sure. You could use that money on yourself and put it to good use.
Reason #3 – It’s Illegal
It’s important that we never forget that hiring a hooker in the United States is 100% illegal. Yes, even hiring them in the state of Nevada in the Las Vegas area is illegal. Most people don’t know that but it’s true. There’s a good chance that you might get caught up in a sting operation and then boom you’re arrested and your photo ends up on television on Cops and in the local newspaper. Super embarrassing, I know! Don’t chance it because the next meet up might be with a lovely undercover female officer.
Reason #4 – Diseases
Hiring an escort and having sex with that escort definitely increases your chances of catching some disease that may even be life-threatening. Sure, doctors can work miracles and cure STDs today but not all of them. You catch HIV and it blossoms into AIDS, don’t think you’re going to pull a Magic Johnson and reverse things. It’s not going to happen, not unless you’re a billionaire, trust me.
Reason #5 – Regret
Hiring these types of service girls can really leave some with a lot of regret in their gut. You might find yourself curled up in a ball on your couch wishing you never called that girl or asked her for bareback. The regret of doing something that was your personal choice can really weigh you down tremendously. Be careful what you wish for I guess.
Reason #6 – Robbery
These girls are not saints. Many of them are thieves and will try and rob you blind. Some up the prices after services are rendered. Others roll with pimps and they’ll just pistol whip you for everything you’ve got. Some of these girls are even brash enough to inject men with drugs or feed them pills to make them sleep and then take off with their belongings. I guess my point is simple, your chances of getting robbed increase dramatically.
What To Watch Out For When Hiring Escorts
Are you still planning on hiring an escort after all that I’ve shared with you today? Seriously, WTF is wrong with you! If you’re completely insane and willing to do it, then here’s what you need to be on the lookout for…
Watch out for girls stealing your belongings. Keep your jewelry, rings, watches, everything close by so that nothing gets taken. Sounds crazy, but they’ll take it, trust me.
You’ll also want to keep your cell phone tucked away and out of her reach. In fact, I’d recommend that you not even have it in sight. She’s bound to try and steal that as well.
Look out for her making random text messages on your dime. Remember, you paid her for her time and if she’s dicking around on the phone, then she might be either working on some scheme or whatever. I don’t know but I know she’s not doing what she’s supposed to do.
Never let her pour a drink for you without you watching. Again, a huge rule that can leave you penniless is not careful.
Be aware of your surroundings if you’re meeting up with her at her place. You need to have an exit plan if necessary.
I’ll be adding more to this but that’s all I can think of for now.
List Of Escort Sites
There are lots of escort websites out there that people use every day. I’ve done my part to create a list of them. Not only that, but I’ve taken things one step further and written personal reviews on the sites and my experiences investigating them.
Listcrawler.com – read the full review here
USASexGuide.nl – formally known as usasexguide.com
The list literally goes on and on and on.
Cities With The Most Escorts
This is based on my own personal research and I’ll be adding to this as well, but it seems like most of the escorts throughout the United States are located in a few major cities. Keep in mind, the location plays a role as does the amount of money that residents typically have at their disposal.
New York City
Miami – Where I Currently Live
Well, that’s all I’ve got for you for now. If you’re interested in learning more about these girls and why I suggest staying away from them, then feel free to reach out to me with questions and concerns.